June 2012
Anonymous asked: study for chemistry you bloody git
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thisisvodka:
THE HETALIA FANDOM IS NOT DEAD WE HAVE MERELY ENTERED A PERIOD OF SPLENDID ISOLATION
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Last week my mom wrote choc. pizzelles on the shopping list and my dad bought chocolate pretzels
This morning she wrote w. melon and he bought a cantaloupe
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Quick report on the status of my studies:
I was sitting cross legged on my bed and I leaned all the way forward till my head was on the bed and then I fell asleep like that for 20 minutes
I’ve never been so uncomfortable in my life
Also I can calculate titrations now but I know jack shit about calorimetry
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Can you all do me a huge favor
If anyone sees me posting before 10:30 tonight just start sending me anon hate
I don’t even care what it says but something like STUDY FOR CHEMISTRY BITCH would be good
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Reblog if you'll PUBLICLY answer anything in your...
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Guys. just go to the Hamtaro tag
kawaiilesbians:
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pookerskull:
right now.
WHAT IS GOING ON LOL
DOES IT GO ON FOREVER OR
IT NEVER ENDSSSSSS OMG
why is this a thing
I’m shaking oh jeez
what is even going on.
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Man has always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had...
– Douglas Adams (via captaincoolasfuck)
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CHARACTER SOLIDIFYING SUNDAY: Ask me about my... →
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“No sign of the IMPORTANT THING WHICH HAS NO NAME YET REMEMBER TO DELETE THIS LATER?”
This is literally a line in my novel right now
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marththebland:
In thirty years we’ll all be saying “remember when people used the internet?” and then we’ll laugh and laser beams will shoot out of our mouths
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So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed...
– A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via wickedpedia)
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elliep-:
best fucking video on the internet
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My dad’s talking about going and getting his citizenship soon
But he’s also talking about leaving my mom here if he has to go back to Mexico because he says if he gets rejected for citizenship they might send him back
Would that happen
Can they actually do that
If he went back to Mexico now or even like a year from now it’s not a good place to be
I don’t...
analbum-cover:
skittytales:
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ghostmas:
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ghostmas:
if youre on summer vacation dont talk to me
You missed an apostrophe
die
i think you used the wrong word
Go to bed
i am in bed now what
Now sleep
analbum-cover:
ghostmas:
analbum-cover:
ghostmas:
if youre on summer vacation dont talk to me
You missed an apostrophe
die
i think you used the wrong word
Go to bed
guynecologist:
gayundertones:
urietarded:
textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing
chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket
how many apples did juan pablo buy
onedirectionstraighttohell:
there’s nothing that angers me more than self-flushing toilets
don’t tell me when i’m done
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I just want to write about my OCs but school keep guilting me into studying instead
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My fortune cookie says “You like sports, horses and gambling, but not to excess :) “
That’s not even a fortune that’s just random facts you shitty cookie
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beaky-peartree:
DA DA DA-DA-DA-DA DA DA SATAN DA DA DA-DA-DA-DA DA DA AFRO SATAN AFRO SATAN AFRO SACRIFICE SACRIFICE SACRIFICE AFRO
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mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
me:
mom:
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
mom:
me:
mom: this isn't normal
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Legend of Korra more like one big social commentary
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